Americans are planning on celebrating Christmas like it’s 2007. A November survey by Gallup found that US adults are planning on spending about $830 on average on Christmas gifts this year. That’s a huge jump from last year’s $720 average. Notably, American consumers haven’t suggested a number that high since November 2007, when they were plannin…
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As the holidays approach, you may begin experiencing high levels of anger and anxiety. You may find yourself lashing out at strangers on the internet, casual acquaintances, or even loved ones over seemingly minor incidents. Are you mad about the color of some coffee cups? Good, good. How do you feel about Christmas music being played before Thanksgiving? Yes, that’s right. What about the insane crowds on Black Friday? Alright great, now take all of that rage and frustration you feel and focus it on this nightmare… a twerking stuffed penguin. If there was a war on Christmas, this lil penguin would be Mussolini. He does say “Christmas is my favorite time of year,” but did you notice that light blue sweater? Not very festive. Also, isn’t twerking over? He might as well be doing The Ice Bucket Challenge. At least the ice would make sense since he’s a dang penguin. Your Dad would take one look at this thing and say, “Back in my day, we had an asexual fish, singing real hit songs, not this garbage!” If you’ve already liked us on Facebook just click here and let’s pretend this never happened.
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Sorry, guys. Thanks to the frenzy around Fallout 4, I’ve completely ignored GTA 5 for the past week. That said, I’ve finally returned and with good reason: we have to talk about the timeline for the upcoming GTA 5 Lowriders Part 2 DLC and Christmas DLC. Once again, the latest details regarding the future GTA 5 DLC updates come from GTA 5 …
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